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    STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

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    mz.kiekai
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    STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

    Post by mz.kiekai on Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:39 pm


    BOY : May I hold your hand?


    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
    yahoo laugh


    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

    BOY : You love me...



    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
    laugh


    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
    laugh 1


    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
    laugh 2


    BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL : How soon??
    laugh off


    BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
    laugh 3


    SHARON : Have
    you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY : I did
    once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
    laugh bleeehh


    MAN : You remind me of the sea.
    WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

    MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
    laugh 4


    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?

    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
    laugh dead





    1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"

    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
    laugh


    2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

    Pupil : "The moon".

    Teacher : "Why?"

    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need
    it but the sun gives us light only in the day time
    when we don't need it".
    laugh 1


    3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
    talking when people are no longer interested?"

    Pupil : "A teacher".



    4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

    Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
    laugh 4


    5) My father is so old that when he was in
    school,history was called current affairs.

    6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

    Sam : "It's a family tradition".

    Teacher : "What do you mean?"

    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father

    is a teacher".

    Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a
    woman".
    laugh 1



    7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father
    that I've failed?"

    David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,

    past year's performance repeated".
    not funny




    8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
    donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be
    showing?"

    Student : "Brotherly love".
    laugh 2




    9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
    prayers before eating?"

    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
    cook".
    laugh




    10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering
    doctor?"

    Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show
    that nine out of ten people die of the disease you
    have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others
    all died".
    laugh dead


    11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
    COINCIDENCE?"

    One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
    on the same day and at the same time."
    laugh 4


    12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped
    down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing
    it.
    Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

    One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is
    hand."
    laugh 2


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    Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

    Post by kuoipu on Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:27 pm

    lol! laugh 2 laugh off laugh bleeehh laugh dead

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