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    Post by karlus™ on Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:35 pm

    mangatawa na sab ta mga guys!! lol!

    Kawawa naman..
    Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat-lahat. .. I LOVE YOU!

    Wife: Tumigil ka! wala pang namamatay sa TULI!

    Laban kayo?
    Paano humamon ng AWAY ang ...
    BULAG?
    Magpakita kayo mga Duwag!
    DULING?
    Isa-isa lang! para patas ang laban!
    PILAY?
    Patay kung Patay! Walang Takbuhan!

    Sino sya?

    Guro: Sino si Jose Rizal?
    Juan: Di ko po kilala.
    Guro: Ikaw Pepe?
    Pepe: Di ko rin po kilala..
    Guro: Di nyo kilala si Jose Rizal?
    Pedro: Ma'm, baka po sa kabilang section sya!

    Joke Joke Joke!

    Bongbong -- Pare sinong idol mo?
    Chavit--Si Arnold Schwarzenegger.
    Bongbong-- Sige nga, spell Schwarzenegger.
    Chavit --Hindi, joke lang pare, si Jet Li talaga
    idol ko.

    Juan writing on a slum book:
    Favorite Actor:
    Arnold Scharzene... ... (erase)
    Arnold Schwarze... ... (erase)
    Arnold Schwarzz... .... (erase)
    Arnold Shwazenne... . ...(erase)
    Arnold Shwazenner.. . ....(erase)
    Arnold Shwarzenneg. . ..(erase)
    Arnold Schchwarzenne. ..... (erase)
    Arnold Clavio

    Pare 1: Pre, nasusuka ako kaya lang di ako masuka
    Pare 2: Madali lang yan, pre ~ sundutin mo tonsils mo
    (pare 1 sinundot ang tonsils ..)
    Pare 1: Di pa rin e
    Pare 2: Hmmmmm ... sundutin mo pwet mo
    (pare 1 sinundot ang pwet ...)
    Pare 1: Wala pa rin
    Pare 2: Ngayon, tsaka mo ule isundot sa bibig mo ...
    pag hindi ka pa masuka nyan ewan ko na!

    Holduper: Pili ka, wallet mo o pasabugin utak mo?
    Biktima: Ikaw na bahala..basta pareho po yan walang
    laman!

    Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang
    syota? wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
    Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang!
    (nyahahahaha! )

    Sa isang mumurahing airline:
    Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
    Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
    Stewardess: 'Yes' or 'No' lang po

    laugh 1 laugh 2 laugh bleeehh laugh dead laugh 4


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