http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/-t1.htm All funny and humorous jokes post here. Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:07:51 GMT 10 http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk168/bert_ni_shan/HEADER-FINAL.gif http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/-t1.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/sandwhiches-t225.htm am_a_bitch A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping ... LET US LAUGH Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:07:51 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/sandwhiches-t225.htm#813 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/sandwhiches-t225.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/mathematical-love-letter-t184.htm mz.kiekai My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good ... LET US LAUGH Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:51:52 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/mathematical-love-letter-t184.htm#637 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/mathematical-love-letter-t184.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/before-and-after-marriage-t154.htm karlus™ before marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I'm not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? after marriage : read from bottom going up.. LET US LAUGH Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:36:30 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/before-and-after-marriage-t154.htm#548 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/before-and-after-marriage-t154.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/mga-kasabihang-pinoy-t146.htm mz.kiekai MGA KASABIHANG PINOY ----------------- "Pinapaikot mo lang ako. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mlo na lang ako." -electric fan ------------------------ "Hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos" -winnie d' pooh ------------------------ "Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit saio. Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo" -ipis ------------------------ "Hala! ... LET US LAUGH Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:51:33 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/mga-kasabihang-pinoy-t146.htm#509 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/mga-kasabihang-pinoy-t146.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/10-painful-things-t151.htm karlus™ guys, maybe most of us already experienced the following.. 1.bringing back the feeling you've learned to forget 2.reminiscing the good times 3.trying to hide what you really feel 4.loving someone who loves another 5.having a commitment with someone that you know wouldnt last 6.shielding your heart to love somebody 7.loving a person too much 8.right love at the wrong time 9.taking the risk to fall in love again 10. bihis na bihis ka tapos hindi ka pala kasama LET US LAUGH Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:31:22 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/10-painful-things-t151.htm#538 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/10-painful-things-t151.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/nose-bleed-t156.htm karlus™ “There are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park. But nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark” - pamatay lines ni Dodong kay Inday ======================== P500 - sun plan subscription P1800 - glutathione 30 capsules P600 - Olay Total Effects P1500 - Crocs flip flops P2000 - for mama - Binudget ni Inday ang sweldo niya.. ======================== Amo: Inday, paki-abot nga ‘yung ketchup… Inday: While it can hardly be considered a health food, ... LET US LAUGH Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:06:51 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/nose-bleed-t156.htm#550 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/nose-bleed-t156.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/ayaw-ko-basaha-t138.htm karlus™ mangatawa na sab ta mga guys!! Kawawa naman.. Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat-lahat. .. I LOVE YOU! Wife: Tumigil ka! wala pang namamatay sa TULI! Laban kayo? Paano humamon ng AWAY ang ... BULAG? Magpakita kayo mga Duwag! DULING? Isa-isa lang! para patas ang laban! PILAY? Patay kung Patay! Walang Takbuhan! Sino sya? Guro: Sino si Jose Rizal? Juan: Di ko po kilala. Guro: Ikaw Pepe? Pepe: Di ko rin po kilala.. Guro: ... LET US LAUGH Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:35:49 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/ayaw-ko-basaha-t138.htm#492 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/ayaw-ko-basaha-t138.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/this-is-logic-t110.htm mz.kiekai If your father is a poor man, it is your fate. But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity ! I was born intelligent. Education ruined me. Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect. So why practice ? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for ? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word ? Money ... LET US LAUGH Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:56:17 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/this-is-logic-t110.htm#349 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/this-is-logic-t110.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/stupid-questions-with-the-smart-answers-t85.htm mz.kiekai BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and ... LET US LAUGH Sun, 14 Sep 2008 16:39:52 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/stupid-questions-with-the-smart-answers-t85.htm#255 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/stupid-questions-with-the-smart-answers-t85.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/inspirational-qoutes-t71.htm kuoipu 1. Tanang problema, dunai solusyon, kon wai solusyon ayaw na lang problemaha.. 2. Always remember: kon makaya sa uban, ipabuhat na lang nila, don't force urself, make life easy.. 3. Dili tanang gwapo dunai girlfriend, ang uban nila dunai boyfriend 4. Don't face ur problem if ur problem is ur face 5. Di baleng tapulan basta di lang hago!! 6. Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so don't practice LET US LAUGH Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:00:16 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/inspirational-qoutes-t71.htm#226 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/inspirational-qoutes-t71.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/modern-thinkers-t70.htm kuoipu modern thinkers believe that Adam and Eve were Filipinos... why?? :?: because they had no house no jobs nothing decent to wear no rice and still they went and multiplied LET US LAUGH Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:50:06 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/modern-thinkers-t70.htm#225 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/modern-thinkers-t70.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/who-s-successful-t69.htm karlus™ Three men were gathering one day to talk about how successful there sons were doing. The first man says, "My son has been doing so successful as a lawyer he got a mansion and shares it with his friend." The second mans says, "My son has been so successful as a doctor that he bought a convertible and a private jet for his friend." The third man says, "Well, my son hasn't been so "successful". In fact, I just learned he was gay and I've accepted ... LET US LAUGH Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:39:09 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/who-s-successful-t69.htm#224 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/who-s-successful-t69.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/kawatag-lubi-t68.htm kuoipu tag-iya: hoy animal!!!! na sakpan na gyud tika!!! ikaw diay tig pangawat ug lubi ha!!!!! naug dha!!!!! kawatan:ug masakpan gni, sakpan!!! di kay daghan pang storya!! ug mahulog daw ko beh?? LET US LAUGH Sun, 14 Sep 2008 06:01:30 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/kawatag-lubi-t68.htm#223 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/kawatag-lubi-t68.htm http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/pakatawa-lang-gud-t47.htm karlus™ No SEX since 1955 A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It ... LET US LAUGH Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:32:59 GMT http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/pakatawa-lang-gud-t47.htm#125 http://halo-family.forumotion.net/let-us-laugh-f26/pakatawa-lang-gud-t47.htm